Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Women are made to be loved not understood.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.