If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

What is to give light must endure burning.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

A great city is the place to escape the true drama of provincial life, and find solace in fantasy.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Common sense is not so common.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.