Moonlight is sculpture.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.
The traditional ways were wrongly disowned by Christianity - in hindsight, medicine men were not demons but very important counsellors in the community.
The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.
The future ain't what it used to be.
I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow.
I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.
What is to give light must endure burning.
There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.