I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

There is not such a cradle of democracy upon the earth as the Free Public Library, this republic of letters, where neither rank, office, nor wealth receives the slightest consideration.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

If you follow every dream, you might get lost.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.

I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.

Every man's memory is his private literature.