Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.

There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment

No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic

The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

There is not such a cradle of democracy upon the earth as the Free Public Library, this republic of letters, where neither rank, office, nor wealth receives the slightest consideration.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.