We need to keep hope alive and strive to do better.

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.

You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.

True valor lies between cowardice and rashness.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

Boards don't hit back.

Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.

Racism is a much more clandestine, much more hidden kind of phenomenon, but at the same time it's perhaps far more terrible than it's ever been.

Anything that makes weak - physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.