If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.

I will go on my knees and ask the Liberian people to participate in bringing peace and stability to our country.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.