Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

I can see in your eyes, I can see in your faces, I can see you cry. But what I want to say, there's no reason to cry. Do not, in the name of peace, go in the streets and riot.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.

In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

The future ain't what it used to be.

In ballet a complicated story is impossible to tell... we can't dance synonyms.

It is the story that owns and directs us. It is the thing that makes us different from cattle; it is the mark on the face that sets one people apart from their neighbors.

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.

It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful channel.

Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.