Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Sunlight is painting.
I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.
The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.
In just six weeks from the time the design was started, we had the motor on the block testing its power.
Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.
All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.
Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.
All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.
A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.
Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.
The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.
As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.