I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

Moonlight is sculpture.

The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.

Give up trying to make me give up

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.

All is mine but nothing owned, nothing owned for memory, and mine only while I look.

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Rhyme, that enslaved queen, that supreme charm of our poetry, that creator of our meter.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

A jug fills drop by drop.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.