A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.

The essence of life is statistical improbability on a colossal scale.

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

It is easier to influence strong than weak characters in life.

All that is not eternal is eternally out of date.

Let the guarantee of free speech be in every man's determination to use it, and we shall have no need of paper declarations.

People can tell you to keep your mouth shut, but that doesn't stop you from having your own opinion

Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.

The 'good old times'-all times, when old, are good.

The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day.

I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.

Life is a difficult game. You can win it only by retaining your birthright to be a person.

Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law.

The most important thing to do if you find yourself in a hole is to stop digging.

Life is a disease, brother, and death begins already at birth. Every breath, every heartbeat, is a moment of dying - a little shove toward the end.

A lie told often enough becomes the truth.