I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

The day of individual happiness has passed

Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.

I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.

I fully realize that no wealth or position can long endure, unless built upon truth and justice; therefore, I will engage in no transaction which does not benefit all whom it affects.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

Sunlight is painting.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.

Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.

Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.

In just six weeks from the time the design was started, we had the motor on the block testing its power.

Freedom is from within.

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.