Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

In just six weeks from the time the design was started, we had the motor on the block testing its power.

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately... you usually don't use it at all. It uses you.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.