The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

Common sense is not so common.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.

The spirit of man is an inward flame; a lamp the world blows upon but never puts out.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

You always admire what you really don't understand.

That which costs little is less valued.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

Good actions ennoble us, and we are the sons of our deeds.

All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.