The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

Learn to give, whether you have plenty or little, whether you are happy or in pain.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

A lie never lives to be old.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.