Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.
There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.
In the intellectual order, the virtue of humility is nothing more nor less than the power of attention.
My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.
Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.
That which costs little is less valued.
Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.
Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.
Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
Sunlight is painting.
Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.