People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.
He who surpasses or subdues mankind must look down on the hate of those below.
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.
Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.
A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you.
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
A jug fills drop by drop.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Time means a lot to me because you see I am also a learner and am often lost in the joy of forever developing.