The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.
He who surpasses or subdues mankind must look down on the hate of those below.
Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.
Common sense is not so common.
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.
There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.
Passion goes, Boredom remains.
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
His modesty amounts to deformity.