There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

Jests that give pains are not jests.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The lifestyle I`ve been living for the last 30 years, I could have been dead a thousand times.

External nature is only internal nature writ large.

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us.

Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Young heads take example of the ancient.

Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

Any non-commissioned officer is more of an enemy to a recruit, any schoolmaster to a pupil, then they are if they were free.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.