All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.

I will indulge my sorrows, and give way to all the pangs and fury of despair.

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Will and intellect are one and the same thing.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

At the bottom of enmity between strangers lies indifference.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.