I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.

We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands

Not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means at the point of highest reality.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.