Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality

Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

Show love, compassion, protection & generosity to those who depend on you – in fact, to everyone.

In ballet a complicated story is impossible to tell... we can't dance synonyms.

With me poetry has not been a purpose, but a passion.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

The day of individual happiness has passed

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.