God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

The future ain't what it used to be.

New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.

I can bear any pain as long as it has meaning.

Maybe you are searching among the branches, for what only appears in the roots.

I've always had an obligation to creation, above all.

A good liar must have a good memory.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.

We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.