Give up trying to make me give up
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.
No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.
So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman.
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.
I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.