You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

Thought is free.

Passion goes, Boredom remains.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.