Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

That which costs little is less valued.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

Freedom is from within.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.

Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.