Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

Racism is a much more clandestine, much more hidden kind of phenomenon, but at the same time it's perhaps far more terrible than it's ever been.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

I don't try to imagine a personal god; it suffices to stand in awe at the structure of the world, insofar as it allows our inadequate senses to appreciate it.

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.

Only those with no memory insist on their originality.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

A good traveller has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.