I am not now That which I have been.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

A myth is an image in terms of which we try to make sense of the world.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.