A lie never lives to be old.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Dare to risk public criticism.

Young heads take example of the ancient.

I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

A person preaches well that lives well.

The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately... you usually don't use it at all. It uses you.

The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

A good liar must have a good memory.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.