The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

In ballet a complicated story is impossible to tell... we can't dance synonyms.

All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it.

Jests that give pains are not jests.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.

Not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means at the point of highest reality.