Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Domination delegates the physical violence on which it rests to the dominated.

Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us.

Maybe you are searching among the branches, for what only appears in the roots.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.

Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.

All is mine but nothing owned, nothing owned for memory, and mine only while I look.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.