The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.

We should behave to our friends as we would wish our friends to behave to us.

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit.

Real friends stab you in the front.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

Anybody amuses me for once. A new acquaintance is like a new book. I prefer it, even if bad, to a classic.

Our most intimate friend is not he to whom we show the worst, but the best of our nature.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

A man should never neglect his family for business.

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

I get by with a little help from my friends.

A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.

Woman is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.

The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

Betray a friend, and you'll often find you have ruined yourself.