When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

A good traveller has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.

The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately... you usually don't use it at all. It uses you.

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

A place for everything, and everything in its place.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.