A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.