Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Thought is free.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

Courage is grace under pressure.

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

Nothing is black or white.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

Tradition becomes our security, and when the mind is secure it is in decay.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.

I can see in your eyes, I can see in your faces, I can see you cry. But what I want to say, there's no reason to cry. Do not, in the name of peace, go in the streets and riot.

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.