Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

Sunlight is painting.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.

Common sense is not so common.

Boards don't hit back.

Time means a lot to me because you see I am also a learner and am often lost in the joy of forever developing.

It is the story that owns and directs us. It is the thing that makes us different from cattle; it is the mark on the face that sets one people apart from their neighbors.

The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what's that? The freedom to starve?

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.