Jests that give pains are not jests.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

To the young people I say, you are a gift to your communities and indeed the world. You are our hope and our future.

We princes are set as it were upon stages in the sight and view of the world.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.

New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.

Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.

Will and intellect are one and the same thing.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.