Only those with no memory insist on their originality.

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.

A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.

Nothing is black or white.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

My government will be open. Anyone found guilty of corruption will be dealt with in accordance with the law. If you are corrupt you will have to hang your boots.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

After all, science is essentially international, and it is only through lack of the historical sense that national qualities have been attributed to it.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.