Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.

Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.

The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.

A person preaches well that lives well.

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

A lie never lives to be old.

The future is something which every one reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.