On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

No one has ever become poor by giving.

Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.

There is one common struggle against those who have appropriated the earth, the money, and the machines.

It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone.

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors.

Is it not enough that 'things are cruel and blind'? Must we also be cruel and blind?

Luxury is not a necessity to me, but beautiful and good things are.

In order to seek truth, it is necessary once in the course of our life to doubt, as far as possible, of all things.

The knowledge of oneself will preserve that person from vanity.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

Where there is love there is life.

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.

A beautiful thing never gives so much pain as does failing to hear and see it.

Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.

Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough

My life didn't please me, so I created my life.

The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs.

There is also this benefit in brag: that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it.