'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

He who thinks little errs much

I don't believe people die from hard work. They die from stress and worry and fear -- the negative emotions. Those are the killers, not hard work. The fact is, in our society today, most people don't understand what hard work is all about.

Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

When things go wrong don't go with them

The leader of genius must have the ability to make different opponents appear as if they belonged to one category.

It is the set of the sails, not the direction of the wind that determines which way we will go.

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.

If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.

Dictionary is the only place that success comes before work. Hard work is the price we must pay for success. I think you can accomplish anything if you're willing to pay the price.

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

A good idea is never lost. Even though its originator or possessor may die without publicizing it, it will someday be reborn in the mind of another....

Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs.

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.

A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up.

Don't wait to be successful at some future point. Have a successful relationship with the present moment and be fully present in whatever you are doing. That is success.

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.

It is no use saying 'we are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.

You reach a point where you don't work for money.

Good things happen to those who hustle.