I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.
The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.
Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.
The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.
It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Effective action is always unjust.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.
All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.