It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.

But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

A myth is an image in terms of which we try to make sense of the world.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

Time means a lot to me because you see I am also a learner and am often lost in the joy of forever developing.

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.

In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.