Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.

I’m not afraid of death, but I’m in no hurry to die. I have so much I want to do first.

I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.

All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

Is it not enough that 'things are cruel and blind'? Must we also be cruel and blind?

You can find the entire cosmos lurking in its least remarkable objects.

Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead.

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage - he won't encounter many rivals.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!

Exceptional claims demand exceptional evidence.

You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts some people you love.

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

Every day brings a chance to live free of regret and with as much joy, fun, and laughter as you can stand.

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.

All of us are products of our childhood.

Life always waits for some crisis to occur before revealing itself at its most brilliant.

Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks.

Middle age has been defined as what happens when a person's broad mind and narrow waist change places.