Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
Rhyme, that enslaved queen, that supreme charm of our poetry, that creator of our meter.
Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.
Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.
Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.
I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
