Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful

I'll always be poor in my mind.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Sunlight is painting.

There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

You cant have a plan for your day, til you have a plan for your life.

The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

External nature is only internal nature writ large.

The day of individual happiness has passed