Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted.
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
Life's but short. You might as well be amusing.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.