I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.

In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth.

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

Show love, compassion, protection & generosity to those who depend on you – in fact, to everyone.

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.

Common sense is not so common.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

One of the great penalties those of us who live our lives in full view of the public must pay is the loss of that most cherished birthright of man's, privacy.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.