An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Freedom lies in being bold.
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.
It ain't over 'til it's over.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Only those with no memory insist on their originality.
The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
That which costs little is less valued.
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.
Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.
Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.
We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.