It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.

I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.

Will and intellect are one and the same thing.

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

A person preaches well that lives well.

Thought is free.

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.