An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.

I am not now That which I have been.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.

All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.

We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.