Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.

It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you.

When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open

The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Boards don't hit back.

Rhyme, that enslaved queen, that supreme charm of our poetry, that creator of our meter.

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

A good liar must have a good memory.

Any non-commissioned officer is more of an enemy to a recruit, any schoolmaster to a pupil, then they are if they were free.

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

In ballet a complicated story is impossible to tell... we can't dance synonyms.