Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

Common sense is not so common.

Religion and art spring from the same root and are close kin. Economics and art are strangers.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.

Be that self which one truly is.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting.

I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

In terms of an identity, an identity reflects an individuality, by definition. And, if there is a quality present, it is recognizable and it can be named. If you can't name it, it means you don't recognize it.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

A person preaches well that lives well.