Every day brings a chance to live free of regret and with as much joy, fun, and laughter as you can stand.

In the long history of humankind (and animal kind, too) those who learned to collaborate and improvise most effectively have prevailed

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil!

All my life I used to wonder what I would become when I grew up. Then, about seven years ago, I realized that I was never going to grow up - that growing is an ever ongoing process.

If I get married, I want to be very married.

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect.

The love of life is necessary to the vigorous prosecution of any undertaking.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.

Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life.

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

Within the child lies the fate of the future.

We must all obey the great law of change. It is the most powerful law of nature.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.

Colors, like features, follow the changes of the emotions.

It would please me best if, at the last, a marble stone shall record that this Queen having lived such and such a time, lived and died a virgin.

Don't be concerned others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.