Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.