There are no facts, only interpretations.

Nothing is black or white.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.

One's only rival is one's own potentialities. One's only failure is failing to live up to one's own possibilities. In this sense, every man can be a king, and must therefore be treated like a king.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you.

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.

It is wonderful when you don't have the fear, and a lot of the time I don't ... I focus on what needs to be done instead.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us.