Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.

If you follow every dream, you might get lost.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Radical simply means 'grasping things at the root'.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

If information and knowledge are central to democracy, they are the conditions for development.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it.

Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.

What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...