To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Any place I hang my head is home.

Pain don't hurt.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!

There is also this benefit in brag: that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it.

Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify.

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

A lie told often enough becomes the truth.

Colors, like features, follow the changes of the emotions.

On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time.

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.

I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday.

A photograph is a moral decision taken in one eighth of a second.

We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.

I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.

Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

We must all obey the great law of change. It is the most powerful law of nature.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.